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What school did u go? Degrees?

I went to school when I was younger, yeah I know those days (dreaming away) Times of true happiness. U just knew when they threw that pencil holder at you that they adored u, yes all 58 of them. Those were the days. Sometimes I think back of the times when they flushed me in the toilet, the sweet old sound of the sea is missing in my life since I dropped out. Sometimes I try flushing myself true the toilet but it isn’t the same. I am not made to do it & I can’t force myself to put my head so far in the toilet. So it’s a shame. U get to old to quick, so be sure to be flushed many times! I speak out of knowledge!

Occupation.
Being crazy takes up pretty much all of my time. Yep I do think it does. Times that I go over to my neighbor the farmer and start riding his cows included.

Favorite subjects:

The ones that aren’t subjects.

Past Jobs:

Being crazy level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7...level 5856963252145454787456987458512354569878545852321455641000012154875357853245789874530215987452321898753201589841232548898423201598753207, level 58569632521454547874569874585123545698785458523214556410000121548753578532457898745302159874523218987532015898412325488984232015987532071,level 585696325214545478745698745851235456987854585232145564100001215487535785324578987453021598745232189875320158984123254889842320159875320718;level 5856963252145454787456987458512354569878545852321455641000012154875357853245789874530215987452321898753201589841232548898423201598753207186 and I am making promotion next weak want to know at what level I am then?

Worst Job:

Level 1, it was kind of boring.

Dream Job

Level 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999900001 would be Kick Ass!!!!! After that it gets a bit too crazy

Special skills:

Being completely useless. Simply cause of the fact that I am not a robot which means that I am not thinking the same bout some things like other people, those people are robots cause they think all the samelike and if u think otherwise u are crazy, so I guess my special skills are being crazy.

Organisations I am in:

Acting organization which perform on stage for a live audience, I am not an actor, I do behind the curtain things (cant nobody let know the fact that I can act, it would destruct everything that I love)
Other then that I am very active in a secret organization called Tso which is short for The Secret Organization. Keeping everything a secret is not hard to do & not talking about this organization either. It’s easy cause of the fact that everything actually really is a secret and we all don’t know shit. That makes it easy. Since I usually never know of any shit, not even the obvious shit, they made me premium member. This includes a very secret thing I will get but because of the fact its secret I don’t know what it is. I am waiting 8 years already and I start to think it will stay a secret.

Causes I care about:

That pain in my neck, could someone help me with that?

What I do to make a difference in the world / in my community:

Nothing, I am not allowed to do that. They actually started giving me medication cause of the fact I wanted to do that.

Activist, philanthropic and volunteer groups & people I admire

Nobody, cause nobody was right, not even me.

Favorite things to buy for myself

More money. Unfortunately that isn’t realistic, so I buy as much monopoly games as I can and walk around with a wallet full of monopoly money. I have some hotels to, so when someone asks me the road to a hotel I hand them one over and say they are free of charge. Yes I like giving money away to. Sometimes I stand on the bridge throwing the monopoly money over the rail. It seems everybody has money enough because nobody is happy with my gifts. I even threw the big ones down but it had no effect. Sometimes I throw real money over there to, just to watch what happens, occasionally there is someone who comes to pick them up. Right on time for the train. They usually start running fast but when they see the train 1 inch behind there ass they give up running. Those suckers are getting expensive.

Brands (merken) I like

They tried to brand me at a point in my life, but I just took that poke and poked him with it in the eye. Since then they called me Poke the Poker, PP. But that’s all behind me now, had 1 month problems over it, but hey I was 3 years old.

What I wish I could afford for myself:

Some dignity. I always ask after it in the shop. People say I should get it, but I don’t find it anywhere goddamned. They say u can find ANYthing on EBay, well they aren’t right.

What I wish I could buy for someone else

A little midget. I would call him James. He would be at full command by you. Yep … Fully. Just be slow in the beginning with the vibrators on them, I got some complaints in the past about that, and yeah I know, I don’t care about that, but it stands in the LoM. Law of Midgets that is. They have a disease called minorass -hole destructonal-totalito it means they blow up then. That’s why they live in mushrooms, cause a vibrator is to large to fit in a mushroom. They are very advanced in intelligence otherwise they all probably would blow up instantly. Rather then that I would say have fun.

Favorite places to shop:

I don’t shop much. You know those clothes they send to the 3th world? Thanks for them!

Great products/companies to support:

I want to support myself in the first place, and all of u over there also; cause no matter what anyone says, we are the ones that keep a product on the market and keep companies rising. So i support myself and all of u guys & girls around and I would like to take advantage of this moment to ask all great companies to give us money out of gratitude for this offer that we do to make them so big. I also like being sarcastic cause I actually really would like them to blow up and leave those people alone instead of giving them jobs to (let me say it in their language) Build Shoe! Or, Build Shirt. They need to work fast so they use codenames like BS for Build Shoe, or BS Build Shirt. Many of them get shot in the legs occasionally because of the fact they mix orders up. So I hate those guys who aren’t clear about the codes, BS & BS is the same OFFCOURCE they fuck up. Amateurs.

Brands and/or items I wish people didn't buy

Meat of cow’s which Brands start with the numbers 75..........they contain some disease where u can die from. U can see which meat it is if u are lucky and have the ear of the cow. U can check the brand in that cow’s ear then printed nicely on the inside. Some companies remove these numbers cause they know that no one otherwise would buy them. They are some sneaky bastards those salesman.

PlacesI avoid

Places that are behind the door of my room. It’s a strange world outside there. One day I was walking on the street when someone asked me what time it was. I told him to wait 5 minutes and I went home to look what time it was. When I came back the bastard was gone. So I walked those 3 hours 43minutes and 12 seconds from the place I was too my home and back to the place where I left the dude behind for nothing. I was walking 3 goddamned hour 43 f*cking minutes and 12 precious seconds. Pain in my legs like hell, and that sucker can’t wait five minutes until I am back. I don’t get the people today so I avoid every place possible.

What can I cook

Everything. I just go to the store buy some food and start frying it. Then I fry a piece of meat. Other times like with pasta or just to be healthy and not eat fried food all the time I go to the shop again and buy some food in a can, or food in a box. Then back at home I have this nice device and when u put those boxes or cans in there a meal comes out that u can eat. It’s very easy and it never burns your food! I like that device very much. I once liked to show that device my gratitude by putting much gold in it. It was so precious so I wanted to give it expensive things. But it almost blew up. I could unplug it just on time and since then we keep our friendship very basic.

Most exotic food or drink I've tried:

I once tried some chicken but damn that was too exotic for me. I don’t need no exotic food. Just give me some nice passion fruits and I am happy. No exotic shit like chicken for me!

My trademark habits and quirks:

Nothing about my habits is trademark. They are all original thank u very much.

Whats hot and not?

Fire is hot, ice is not. And then they say I talk about stupid stuff. Look at the questions I get. I hope yours are better, otherwise good luck!.

Unusual things I've done or want to do:

Everything about me is unusual. Everything I do is unusual. I only call it normal. With questions like this u once again see how discriminated my kind of people are.

Where I've been:

I visited every country with the web. Saw pictures of buildings in Japan, America, France, Sweden, Germany, Spain, Russia, China, Holland, Belgium, Greece, New Zealand, Luxembourg, England, Asia, Thailand, Africa, Filipinos, Italy, Denmark, ... like u see I visited much places.

Where I’ld like to go?

To your house cause I want to be your friend. Hug me. If u are a dude please fuck off for this question. No I am not yelling u Fuck the football, I told this dude here to fuck off. No u don’t need to hit him on the head, I think he will leave off his own. Yes I am pretty sure of that Fuck. U ask me why I am so sure? Because he should know it’s probably not a good idea if I know where he lives. And u know why that is isn’t it Fuck. I see on the smile on your face u do. Ghighighighi… (look at making names up section in my first Blog for more information ;) )

Most beautiful places I've seen:

I once saw a picture of a clean toilet. Beautiful! I wish my toilet looked like that. I wished I even had a toilet. It would be a nice place to take a dumb instead of doing it outside on the neighbor’s doorstep. I think he starts to dislike it.

Craziest place I've visited:

It was like so big and there were lights and they were going on and off and on and off all the time like lights can go on and off and on and off and..., u know and then there was a sound like a very deep whale sound; WOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! That filled all the room up and I saw a tightrope with a clown on a little red bike balancing above a pit full of spears. I hated the fact that I forgot to bring Fuck, my football (for info see the making names up section in my first Blog) because then I could have thrown him to the clown and make him fall. I hate clowns. Next to that I saw my mother with the body of a monkey and hands like the head of elephant. I said hi to here and the left elephant raised it nose high up in the air creating a middle finger view. So I showed her my middle finger because I like to greet people on their own unique way when I am far from home. It’s best for safety. Then I woke up in a cornfield next to a road not far from home totally naked with two girls next to me. I stood up and went home. Didn’t find my clothes anymore dough...

Ideal family trip:

All the ones with my family. My family is cool. We have the mushrooms, those are my cousins, the weed brothers, those are my nephews, Uncle Speed and Aunt XTC are also everytime there, sometimes my brother Heroine goes with us but then things always get fucked up really bad, real fast! He is a bit of the black sheep of the family but thats good. Keeps them all off my back. I have 3 nieces too but they never go with us on a trip. Not yet, they still babies. But I am sure when they going to come along all hell is going to break lose! Their names are, Whisky, Vodka, Martini. Let the family trip begin!

Dream getaway:

I long to the day my real Parent (I only have 1 parent) comes and get me from his planet TheHomeoftheGreatest! (𝔄≱⨄⊈∄ 𝛿ℵ⋐°𝜗∜ 𝓍𝔵†ℨ𝔷 𝔄≱⨄⊈∄ ℜ𝔉⋚⋈𝔚⋬↜↻∰⊚∑ in my language)with his ufo to make me king over it. (Now read the answer again from the top and think who I am then)

Most meaningful trip I've ever made:

The trip out of my parent it’s neither male nor female. Once I got past the dungeon full of giant cobras it all got better. I see how easy you all have it here. That’s because of that trip… I don’t want to talk about it. I love how some world leaders just wipe off another part of the world. I would really like to see them do that on themselves. O I really want to see them do that. When my father comes I will ask him to do that. It would be so much fun. Yuppie!!!! Play World War!

Sports and/or fitness activities:

Walking to the door to go to the kitchen and eat a sandwich are my morning gymnastics. Then 3 days the week in the day I go swimming. In the swimming pool at our city. Totally naked. I am not ashamed of my Dingdong- Machine. Then on Saturday I go lifting weights. There’s a hot girl there but with no muscles because that’s how I like them and I only meet girls I like. I one time f*cked her in the changing room. But that’s another sport.

Preferred mode of pampering:

I like to turn my mode on by myself. So that I can participate life always. What kind of question is this? Preferred mode??? Do u people have a turn off button then which u can press to go in sleep mode, or a button for angry mode and so on? Now I get it how u people can get angry and irritated so fast, but please do me a favor. Stop pushing the freaking button. Goddamn. Stop acting like a child and stop pushing the button! *Note: Need to search EBay & Google for such kind of buttons.

Favorite teams/athletes:

I own a various group of psychically handicapped midget teams. The members of it have all only one arm which hand has 8 fingers and all the girls lost sight in their right eye and the boys their left eye & they all stink! All the sports have 1 male/female team so: 2 snooker teams. Bowling teams. Rugby teams Darts teams, fishing teams, Arrow Shooting teams, Football teams and 1 wrestling team (25 lovely ladies) and 1 team of 2 (male & female) judges. This way we organize our own competitions and we always win! Yeah Go Go Go Team Psychically Wrong, but maaaaan, DON'T f*ck with U..S..!!!! Please Real don't do it. No don’t try to blow yourself up Mister R. Painintheass. Thank u.

Best play/win/game of all time:

The 1 last year in London. I held a Championship Darts with as aim to hit as many times on a hat of 1 of the guards at Buckingham Palace. Midget N° 6 won with 15 darts arrows on the head and a bonus finisher in his ass when he bowed down to look at 1 of the arrows. That was a win. Now a game. Once in France we held a Arrow Shooting contest. The aim was to hit as many by passengers with their arrows while standing as high as possible on the Eiffel Tower. Now that was a game! For the play. We played with our Rugby teams in America. It started as a normal match but when time past by the midgets needed to run away from organizations who wanted to make a freak show of them. A few quarterbacks did some nice tackles there.

Activities you'll never catch me doing:

Fuck off when u ask me too. No I am not talking to u Fuck. Goddamn how many times I still going to need to say that. I will never walk away from anyone. I make them walk away from me.

Sidekick

My best friend in the world is also my sidekick. We have many victorious adventures where we switch places constantly in saving each other’s life. U are a true friend Brain the Ant!!!!!